From the recording Glamour Puss
I think this one had been around awhile before we recorded it. In fact, I know it had because the first two songs that were original to this band were this one and All the Good in the World, which came out on the first Clerics disc. It's a couple of made up stories about two separate curious characters. Writing songs often comes down to a simple imagination exercise for me. This one still lives for the band live shows!